Saturday, 23 May 2009

Bye Bye Blogger, Hello Wordpress

My new blog is now online. It contains everything I’ve posted here.

It’s attached to my new site which I am very proud of.

I won’t be updating this blog any more, so please update your Blogroll or Bookmarks accordingly.


Bye bye Blogger, it’s been fun.


Thank you for taking the time to listen to this announcement. Please enjoy your flight.


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Ooh Er!!

How’s about this for a description then:

“Are you looking for a true girlfriend experience?

I'm a 36 year old, tall beauty with a stunning 36E, hourglass figure. I have piercing blue eyes, soft kissable lips, silky soft skin and long blonde hair and always dress to impress with stockings and suspenders along with short revealing baby-dolls and lingerie.

Good manners and good hygiene are my only criteria... well those and that you are out to enjoy yourself.

Fancy meeting up? ... Well first please take a good look around my web pages, if you like what you see and read then I'm just an email away.

Privacy is paramount for me, the client and courtesan role will never be disclosed to anyone.”

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m just off to book myself for an evening.


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Thursday, 21 May 2009

Feminists & Prostitution… A Challenge:

Thanks to a thread on Punternet Forums,  I have been reading some bullshit fascinating reports on prostitution. These reports all have something in common. If you look up the authors, you will inevitably find out that they are not just feminists, but activistic feminists of the extreme variety. The kind of feminists who seem to be irresistibly drawn to working for such organisations as Rape Crisis. A few minutes of digging around on the internet for articles by said feminists leads one to wonder whether they work there purely based on the urge to use the phrase “Male violence against women” as often as possible.


Jan Macleod says in this article

PROSTITUTION is referred to as the oldest profession and is said to be inevitable because it's always been here. That's what people said about slavery.

Surely we want a Scotland where people have the right to live in safety and respect - how can we achieve that if we are prepared to tolerate women being used and abused in prostitution?

Most women enter prostitution because of lack of choice. It is the men buying sex who are exercising free choice.

Slavery? Used and abused? Lack of choice?

I will say here and now though, that I have more time for the opinions of Margo MacDonald, who is quoted further down in the same article. At least she has the sense to realise that the more laws are brought in to end prostitution, the more it will be driven underground. The further underground it goes, the more dangerous it becomes.

Another article from the same newspaper is imaginatively titled “Sex Industry in Scotland: Inside the deluded minds of  the punters”

Nice eh? 

This piece starts with the line:

“ALMOST half the punters who use prostitutes in Scotland are so deluded that they believe the women actually enjoy having sex with them.”

Now tell me, what exactly is wrong with that? It’s not delusion. It’s fact!  We do enjoy it. On some occasions more than others, but that really isn’t the issue.

I wouldn’t mind if the people churning out these articles and reports and campaigning their dungaree clad arses off, were open minded, but these women include the likes of Julie Bindel.

In case you haven’t come across the lovely Ms Bindel, she is the kind of feminist who believes that ALL women should be saved from “daily penetration”.

I’m sure that Ms Bindel would read my website and promptly announce that I am deluded, a victim of male abuse and that I was probably an abused or neglected child. She would be entirely wrong.

I, on the other hand read this article and feel that I know all I ever wish to know about our Julie. I’ll give you a couple of quotes from that one, just in case you can’t be arsed to read it.

“In the late 70s a group of lesbians in Leeds, known as revolutionary feminists (RFs), made a controversial move that resonated loudly for me and many other women. They began calling for all feminists to embrace lesbianism. Appealing to their heterosexual sisters to get rid of men "from your beds and your heads"”

“all feminists can and should be lesbians. Our definition of a political lesbian is a woman-identified woman who does not fuck men. It does not mean compulsory sexual activity with women.”

“ "We think serious feminists have no choice but to abandon heterosexuality," it reads. "Only in the system of oppression that is male supremacy does the oppressor actually invade and colonise the interior of the body of the oppressed." It also asserted that penetration "is more than a symbol, its function and effect is the punishment and control of women"”

“For me, however, my lesbianism is intrinsically bound up with my feminist politics and my campaigning against sexual violence.”

“I think it's time for feminists to re-open the debate about heterosexuality, and to embrace the idea of political lesbianism. We live in a culture in which rape is still an everyday reality, and yet women are blamed for it, as it is viewed as an inevitable feature of heterosexual sex. Domestic violence is still a chronic problem for countless women in relationships with men. Women are told we must love our oppressors, while, as feminists, we fight to end the power afforded them as a birthright. Come on sisters, you know it makes sense. Stop pretending you think lesbianism is an exclusive members' club, and join the ranks. I promise that you will not regret it.”

So…. Ms Lesbian by choice Bindel can make an informed choice to become a man hating pain in the posterior, but because I disagree with her, she would say that I am wrong and that I should not have the right to be a man-loving, lady of negotiable affection?

I love men, men of all shapes, sizes and ages. I choose to work as an escort. I don’t work on the streets, I don’t have a drug habit, I am not trafficked.

By all means ladies, do all you can to stop the horror of trafficking. Rid this country of sexual-slavery.

Combat poverty so that women need never prostitute themselves out of desperation.


Not all of us are here for any of those reasons. Whether you like it or not, some of are educated ladies who love sex, love men and love what we do for a living.

I challenge these radical feminists and political lesbians to speak to women like me. Include us in their reports. Add us to their statistical data. But they will never do that. It doesn’t fit in with their crusade and if they did, they would twist our words and make assumptions based purely on their narrow minded beliefs.

The only fear of  oppression I have, does not come from the male of our species. It is the fear that these women will get their way and my career/lifestyle of choice will be made illegal. If that happens, I shall take great delight in pitching my tent on Julie’s lawn (that  - dear reader - is NOT a euphemism).

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Saturday, 16 May 2009

Where will I be?

bus12 I will be in Aberdeen. That’s where.

From the 25th until the 29th, I will be available for incalls at a discreet, luxury apartment in the city centre. I can’t wait to get back. Aberdeen is rapidly becoming my second home.

Duos with Laura Lee are also available… Go on… Treat yourself

Email, text or phone now for an appointment. There are a limited number of bookings available (I’m not a machine), so the earlier you book, the less chance of disappointment.

Just remember, I don’t answer withheld numbers.

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Friday, 15 May 2009

Confession Time

Ok, I’m going to come clean with you all. I shall make my confession. Purge my conscience.

I’m only doing this because I recently found out that I’m not the only one. I thought it was just me with this deviant addiction. This shameful secret, but no. There is at least one other like me.

Brace yourselves, make sure you are seated. Those of you with nervous dispositions should make sure that you have your medication close to hand. Possibly there are those of you who should not read further whilst alone.

Ok… ready?


I am a stationeryholic.

I can’t help myself. I know it’s wrong and shameful, but I love it! Office supplies just float my boat.

Notebooks, pens, pencils, diaries. I have mountains of them. I browse eBay for new and exciting shades of paper. A pen with a cute bunny dangly thing? I must have it! Fountain pens, cartridge pens, biros, gel pens, highlighters, propelling pencils, HB, 2B (or not to be), 4B. rulers, rubbers (fnarr fnarr), sharpeners. Oh, I’m getting excited just listing them all.

It’s a bloody good job I don’t work somewhere with a stationery cupboard.  

Thursday, 14 May 2009

Last day in Dundee today!!

Well I say Dundee, it’s actually Carnoustie.

I am writing this blog whilst hanging out the patio doors with laptop in hand. The signal is terrible here. :(

The phones have just about enough signal to work, so it’s not all bad and I’ve met some lovely gentlemen while I’ve  been here.

Anyway… Last day today and then I’m off back home until the 25th when I’m back to Aberdeen, so if you want to see me while I’m here, grab your phone and give me a call. :)



Monday, 11 May 2009

Dundee Here I Come!!

I am just about to do my ironing and pack my frillies. I leave for Dundee in the morning. I’ve never been to Dundee, so I’m really looking forward to it.

I’ll be working in the afternoon/evening and then all day Wednesday and Thursday.

Don’t forget that Laura Lee will be there as well and duos are available.

See you soon


Monday, 13 April 2009

Easter eggs etc…

I only got one Easter egg   Ok, that could be something to do with the fact that I’m not all that keen on chocolate. The one egg I got is still virtually intact and it’ll probably take me weeks to work my way through it. I have had lots of presents for Easter though. The cats have been on a mouse killing spree and they keep presenting me with half eaten rodents.

Anyway, enough of that. I’m off to Aberdeen again tomorrow to play

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house with Laura Lee for a week. This week, it’s my turn to be the big bad old fashioned husband. I shall sit on the sofa watching sports on TV and scratching myself and regularly demand that Laura fetch me another beer from the fridge.

Ok, back to reality, she’d kill me if I tried that.

We keep saying that we’re going to take lots of lovely new photos each time we’re on tour, but we keep forgetting. So if you meet a tall woman on the streets of Aberdeen who is wandering around chanting “Don’t forget pics, don’t forget pics” under her breath, then that will be me.

Friday, 10 April 2009

A New Poll

I’ve added a new poll on my site. This one asks about the day of the week you would prefer to visit an escort.

It’s about time I asked, I’m flitting around the countryside providing incalls, a couple of days in each town I visit. Obviously there’s no point me visiting on the worst days of the week for clients to visit me.

The thing I’ve noticed is that Fridays aren’t as busy as they used to be, so I wondered if there is a new “preferred day”. Fridays used to be fantastic. The chaps got paid and either only worked a half day or could sneak off a little early for a bit of pampering before the weekend started.

So cast your votes Gentlemen and I can book my future tours accordingly.

P.S. Don’t forget that I’m in Aberdeen from Tuesday until Saturday next week (14th – 18th)

Wednesday, 8 April 2009

Twittery wossname

You may have noticed the new addition in the right hand column. My twittery thing. I now twitter/twit/twat/tweet or whatever you want to call it. I’m going to try to stop posting teeny little one line blogs and start tweeting those instead.

If I happen to get to the point where I am doing what some folks do on Facebook and announcing every blink or breath in/out or (God forbid) bowel movement, then will somebody please shoot me in the face?

Thank you

Good Riddance to the Bad Old Days

By that I mean pre-internet hussying.

Thanks to the internet I can do some basic security checks before I go on an out call. No I don’t mean that I check your credit rating and police record (yet ), but I can check that someone is registered at the address they give me (to cut down on fake bookings) and that they are the only male living there (safety first).

The other thing about the internet is that escorting is a much less lonely occupation these days. I can pop online and speak to numerous other working girls. It’s wonderful, I can discuss escorting openly with other women who understand what I am talking about and don’t either disapprove or just think I am mad for doing what I do.

We finally have the back up and support that was always missing. I remember when Escortwatch first started up (what ever happened to that?), I was delighted that we could finally have some warning about the (thankfully few) nutters out there. There are now various sites including SAAFE which provide information and advice to escorts.

It’s all gone a step further now and thanks to Laura Lee (and others like her) we get together for social evenings whenever possible.

I find myself living more and more in the “hussying world” whether it be online or off. I don’t know whether that is a good or a bad thing long term, but I do know that I am thoroughly enjoying myself.

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Thursday, 12 March 2009

Tucked up in Aberdeen again…

I am back in the lovely apartment in Aberdeen, I’m actually getting rather fond of this town and I have met some lovely gentlemen here.

I was taken out last night for a wonderful dinner (Thank you, you know who you are). I had the opportunity on the journey to the restaurant to see a little more of the area. I am most impressed and Aberdeen is not at all the place I imagined before I came here.

I do plan to come to Aberdeen regularly from now on, once a month if I can possibly manage it.

Note to O2….

…From a frustrated hussy:

You need another mast or another module thingummy* on a mast or something in Aberdeen city centre.

We are constantly getting error messages on our phones which say “Network busy”.



*It’s a technical term… honest.

Friday, 6 March 2009

Mobile Phone Problems Again :(

There seems to be a problem with the O2 network where we are in Aberdeen today. If we (myself and Laura Lee) try to make a call on our mobiles, we get an error message which says “Network busy” . Most calls to our phones are going straight to voicemail (which we cannot retrieve).

So keep trying chaps!! Some persistent guys have managed to get through and have been rewarded with a meeting.

Don’t give up on us :)

Our email works just fine btw…

Tuesday, 24 February 2009


I haven’t had a chance to blog lately and as you all know, I do love to hold forth. :) So bear with me, this may go on a bit. lol

I’ve just got back from my first Inverness tour. It was a resounding success and I shall definitely be back, in fact Laura Lee and I are making arrangements to head back to Inverness during March. I love Inverness anyway, so I was really delighted to find it such a good place to work as well. It was spoiled ever so slightly by two things though. First of all I have a phone chock full of messages (all the same) from a complete time waster. This guy has absolutely no intention of booking and just seems to send out the same text repeatedly (about once every two hours). Secondly, on the day I left Inverness some lovely chap left an answer phone message (withheld number) which simply says “You’re dead!”. I don’t know who he is, but he obviously needs to find something better to do. I have reported it though and I’m sure he’ll be getting a little visit from the boys in blue at some point in the near future.

Anyway, to get back to fun and frolics….

I’m off to Aberdeen with Laura Lee again next week. We’ll be there for a few days, a brief visit home and then back to Aberdeen the following week. I can’t wait. I loved Aberdeen when I visited and the flat is lovely.

The thought of all that driving around the countryside reminds me…

My car…

Can I just say?


Thank you. :)

As some of you may know, my car is out to get me. Since I’ve had it, all it does it find new and interesting ways to go wrong. I’ve spent as much on it as it cost in the first place already including new tyres. I have a full exhaust waiting to be fitted (I must admit it sounds kind of sporty with the exhaust blowing a little). I noticed yesterday that one of my nice new tyres on the front is almost bald already… Suspension problems? So I shall be borrowing a car to get to Aberdeen by the looks of things. At this rate I’ll have to give in and buy a newer car. Of course at this point, if I add up what I’ve spent on the current hussy mobile. I could’ve bought a lovely car… Grrrrr!


P.S. To anyone around Inverness castle the other night who enjoyed the free sex show from the hotel room with the open curtains… You’re very welcome :) and wasn’t he just lovely. :)

I’ll shut up now… probably ;)


Thursday, 19 February 2009


I’m sat in a discreet, luxury apartment with lovely Laura Lee.

We’re here today and tomorrow and that’s it.

It’s lovely here, I don’t know why I don’t tour in Inverness more often. I must rectify that in future.

Thursday, 12 February 2009

Wish list


I wasn’t planning to start up a wish list thingummy, but I’ve been asked twice now whether I have one. Apparently it would make life easier for those wishing to buy me a present.

It actually makes me a tad uncomfortable. A big list of things with the title “I WANT!!”.

However, I’m going to go with the flow on this one. My wish list is now up and running and I’m off to do some window shopping (t’internet style) to put things on it.

…Still feels weird though…

Click here to view my wish list

Wednesday, 11 February 2009


It is snowing, it has snowed and it is probably going to snow some more. Everything is crisp and white and fresh, local children are galloping about building snowmen and throwing snowballs whilst giggling themselves into a stupor. Oh what joy!

There’s only one problem…

I hate snow!

Just look at what it’s done to my bush!

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I’m off to Inverness next week! Yay!

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Tuesday, 3 February 2009

Aberdeen has a new fan

I've just got back from Aberdeen. I'd never been there before and I was a bit apprehensive, but I absolutely loved it. Even the weather behaved itself (well, most of the time). The apartment I stayed at was gorgeous and very discreet.
I will be back as soon as I can arrange it, I don't know why I stayed away so long.
Thank you Laura for inviting me.
Thank you gentlemen of Aberdeen for your very enthusiastic welcome. ;)
Speaking of tours, I'm off to Hampshire next week (if I don’t get snowed in). It'll be interesting to see how long my poor car can keep up this pace without falling apart.



Thursday, 29 January 2009


Nice here innit :)

I'm all tucked up in a beautiful luxury apartment with the fantabulously gorgeous Laura Lee.

We're only here today and tomorrow so if you don't call soon you'll miss your chance.

Tuesday, 27 January 2009

On Tour - Aberdeen

Yay! I am off on my travels to far away and exotic places… Aberdeen. :)

Look out here I come!

I’ll be available for incalls on Thursday and Friday.

Phone or text on 07925 398160 from Wednesday afternoon onwards.


Tuesday, 13 January 2009


ReportCardThese things baffle me up to a point. I can understand the reasoning behind them, but they remind me of school reports.

I have other issues with them:

First of all, there are many sites which hold reviews for WGs. If you don’t search them all you might miss out.

New girls do not have reviews, that doesn’t mean they’re bad at their job, it just means nobody has reviewed them. I’ve been escorting (again) for just under a year now (about that anyway) and I have only one review. It’s not on any of those sites, it’s on my own site. It’s a lovely review as well. I’m very grateful for it and extremely proud of it. Of course, the fact that it is on my site does leave me open to people thinking that I wrote it myself (I didn’t). According to Punternet et al however, I do not exist. *Shrugs*

The biggest worry with reviews is that people in general are more likely to speak up about a product or service if it is bad, although checking the Punternet statistics, this doesn’t seem to be the case with most men and thank Gawd for that.

As you will have noticed, I’ve had a poll running on my site for several weeks now which asks about reviews. The poll shows that a high number of men will not visit a girl unless she has good reviews, I just hope that these same men are as fast to post reviews as they are to read them.

I do wonder sometimes how many men have written me off because michelin starsI don’t have the hooker equivalent of a Michelin rating and just how the hell I’m supposed to get said rating if the guys who would post reviews won’t see me because I don’t have any?

Catch 22 anyone?

Sunday, 11 January 2009

Right you lot!!

This is my angry face!

Not all of you, most of you are lovely.

This is to the few, the ones who think that they can haggle the price down or offer me more money to do something I don’t do.


If you don’t think I’m worth the money then I probably won’t be, not for you anyway. Find someone cheaper or someone that you like more.

If I say I don’t provide a service, it’s because I can’t do it or don’t like it. Telling me that you’ll “make it worth my while” just annoys me. It won’t get you your own way.


Ok, Rant over. Back to happy horny thoughts…

Thursday, 8 January 2009

Mobile Phone Troubles

lgphI've been having trouble with my mobile phone signal. Actually that's not entirely true because to have trouble with the signal, I would need signal.... Confused yet?

Ok, I'll start again. I've had no mobile phone phonemastsignal all day today. The lovely man at O2/Tesco  assures me that it will all be sorted out tomorrow, until then I am going to have to drive 3 miles down the road every few hours to pick up my  messages.

See? The things I do for you...


Quote of the Day:
Recommend to your children virtue; that alone can make them happy, not gold.
--Ludwig van Beethoven

Well that quote should win a prize for irony. Lol

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