Amanda's Blog

Bye Bye Blogger, Hello Wordpress

2009-05-23T13:44:00.001-07:00

My new blog is now online. It contains everything I’ve posted here. It’s attached to my new site which I am very proud of. I won’t be updating this blog any more, so please update your Blogroll or Bookmarks accordingly. Bye bye Blogger, it’s been fun. Thank you for taking the time to listen to this announcement. Please enjoy your flight. Blogger Labels: News,Amanda,New Site,

Ooh Er!!

2009-05-23T08:47:00.001-07:00

How’s about this for a description then: “Are you looking for a true girlfriend experience? I'm a 36 year old, tall beauty with a stunning 36E, hourglass figure. I have piercing blue eyes, soft kissable lips, silky soft skin and long blonde hair and always dress to impress with stockings and suspenders along with short revealing baby-dolls and lingerie. Good manners and good hygiene

Feminists & Prostitution… A Challenge:

2009-05-21T13:09:00.001-07:00

Thanks to a thread on Punternet Forums, I have been reading some bullshit fascinating reports on prostitution. These reports all have something in common. If you look up the authors, you will inevitably find out that they are not just feminists, but activistic feminists of the extreme variety. The kind of feminists who seem to be irresistibly drawn to working for such organisations as Rape

Where will I be?

2009-05-16T08:28:00.001-07:00

I will be in Aberdeen. That’s where. From the 25th until the 29th, I will be available for incalls at a discreet, luxury apartment in the city centre. I can’t wait to get back. Aberdeen is rapidly becoming my second home. Duos with Laura Lee are also available… Go on… Treat yourself Email, text or phone now for an appointment. There are a limited number of bookings available (I’m not a

Technorati

2009-05-16T04:40:00.001-07:00

Just fiddling around with Technorati… Ignore me :) Technorati Profile

Confession Time

2009-05-15T10:44:00.001-07:00

Ok, I’m going to come clean with you all. I shall make my confession. Purge my conscience. I’m only doing this because I recently found out that I’m not the only one. I thought it was just me with this deviant addiction. This shameful secret, but no. There is at least one other like me. Brace yourselves, make sure you are seated. Those of you with nervous dispositions should make sure that you

Last day in Dundee today!!

2009-05-14T04:49:00.001-07:00

Well I say Dundee, it’s actually Carnoustie. I am writing this blog whilst hanging out the patio doors with laptop in hand. The signal is terrible here. :( The phones have just about enough signal to work, so it’s not all bad and I’ve met some lovely gentlemen while I’ve been here. Anyway… Last day today and then I’m off back home until the 25th when I’m back to Aberdeen, so if you want to

Dundee Here I Come!!

2009-05-11T08:10:00.001-07:00

I am just about to do my ironing and pack my frillies. I leave for Dundee in the morning. I’ve never been to Dundee, so I’m really looking forward to it. I’ll be working in the afternoon/evening and then all day Wednesday and Thursday. Don’t forget that Laura Lee will be there as well and duos are available. See you soon Technorati Tags: Escort,Dundee,Touring,Laura Lee,Amanda Escort,

Easter eggs etc…

2009-04-13T12:43:00.001-07:00

I only got one Easter egg Ok, that could be something to do with the fact that I’m not all that keen on chocolate. The one egg I got is still virtually intact and it’ll probably take me weeks to work my way through it. I have had lots of presents for Easter though. The cats have been on a mouse killing spree and they keep presenting me with half eaten rodents. Anyway, enough of that. I’m off

A New Poll

2009-04-10T04:06:00.001-07:00

I’ve added a new poll on my site. This one asks about the day of the week you would prefer to visit an escort. It’s about time I asked, I’m flitting around the countryside providing incalls, a couple of days in each town I visit. Obviously there’s no point me visiting on the worst days of the week for clients to visit me. The thing I’ve noticed is that Fridays aren’t as busy as they used to be

Twittery wossname

2009-04-08T07:54:00.001-07:00

You may have noticed the new addition in the right hand column. My twittery thing. I now twitter/twit/twat/tweet or whatever you want to call it. I’m going to try to stop posting teeny little one line blogs and start tweeting those instead. If I happen to get to the point where I am doing what some folks do on Facebook and announcing every blink or breath in/out or (God forbid) bowel movement,

Good Riddance to the Bad Old Days

2009-04-08T07:44:00.001-07:00

By that I mean pre-internet hussying. Thanks to the internet I can do some basic security checks before I go on an out call. No I don’t mean that I check your credit rating and police record (yet ), but I can check that someone is registered at the address they give me (to cut down on fake bookings) and that they are the only male living there (safety first). The other thing about the

Tucked up in Aberdeen again…

2009-03-12T06:24:00.001-07:00

I am back in the lovely apartment in Aberdeen, I’m actually getting rather fond of this town and I have met some lovely gentlemen here. I was taken out last night for a wonderful dinner (Thank you, you know who you are). I had the opportunity on the journey to the restaurant to see a little more of the area. I am most impressed and Aberdeen is not at all the place I imagined before I came here.

Note to O2….

2009-03-12T06:14:00.001-07:00

…From a frustrated hussy: You need another mast or another module thingummy* on a mast or something in Aberdeen city centre. We are constantly getting error messages on our phones which say “Network busy”. Aaaaaaargh!! *It’s a technical term… honest. Technorati Tags: Mobile network,O2,Phone trouble,Escort Touring

Mobile Phone Problems Again :(

2009-03-06T09:26:00.001-08:00

There seems to be a problem with the O2 network where we are in Aberdeen today. If we (myself and Laura Lee) try to make a call on our mobiles, we get an error message which says “Network busy” . Most calls to our phones are going straight to voicemail (which we cannot retrieve). So keep trying chaps!! Some persistent guys have managed to get through and have been rewarded with a meeting. Don’

Mega-blog

2009-02-24T01:01:00.001-08:00

I haven’t had a chance to blog lately and as you all know, I do love to hold forth. :) So bear with me, this may go on a bit. lol I’ve just got back from my first Inverness tour. It was a resounding success and I shall definitely be back, in fact Laura Lee and I are making arrangements to head back to Inverness during March. I love Inverness anyway, so I was really delighted to find it such a

Inverness

2009-02-19T07:17:00.001-08:00

I’m sat in a discreet, luxury apartment with lovely Laura Lee. We’re here today and tomorrow and that’s it. It’s lovely here, I don’t know why I don’t tour in Inverness more often. I must rectify that in future.

Wish list

2009-02-12T10:11:00.001-08:00

I wasn’t planning to start up a wish list thingummy, but I’ve been asked twice now whether I have one. Apparently it would make life easier for those wishing to buy me a present. It actually makes me a tad uncomfortable. A big list of things with the title “I WANT!!”. However, I’m going to go with the flow on this one. My wish list is now up and running and I’m off to do some window shopping

Snow…

2009-02-11T04:49:00.001-08:00

It is snowing, it has snowed and it is probably going to snow some more. Everything is crisp and white and fresh, local children are galloping about building snowmen and throwing snowballs whilst giggling themselves into a stupor. Oh what joy! There’s only one problem… I hate snow! Just look at what it’s done to my bush! BTW… I’m off to Inverness next week! Yay! I love touring.

Aberdeen has a new fan

2009-02-03T04:00:00.001-08:00

I've just got back from Aberdeen. I'd never been there before and I was a bit apprehensive, but I absolutely loved it. Even the weather behaved itself (well, most of the time). The apartment I stayed at was gorgeous and very discreet. I will be back as soon as I can arrange it, I don't know why I stayed away so long. Thank you Laura for inviting me. Thank you gentlemen of Aberdeen for

Aberdeen

2009-01-29T07:02:00.000-08:00

Nice here innit :)I'm all tucked up in a beautiful luxury apartment with the fantabulously gorgeous Laura Lee.We're only here today and tomorrow so if you don't call soon you'll miss your chance.

On Tour - Aberdeen

2009-01-27T01:43:00.001-08:00

Yay! I am off on my travels to far away and exotic places… Aberdeen. :) Look out here I come! I’ll be available for incalls on Thursday and Friday. Phone or text on 07925 398160 from Wednesday afternoon onwards. Technorati Tags: Aberdeen escort,Escorting,Tour,Amanda,Aberdeen,Scotland

Reviews

2009-01-13T05:24:00.001-08:00

These things baffle me up to a point. I can understand the reasoning behind them, but they remind me of school reports. I have other issues with them: First of all, there are many sites which hold reviews for WGs. If you don’t search them all you might miss out. New girls do not have reviews, that doesn’t mean they’re bad at their job, it just means nobody has reviewed them. I’ve been

Right you lot!!

2009-01-11T13:47:00.001-08:00

Not all of you, most of you are lovely. This is to the few, the ones who think that they can haggle the price down or offer me more money to do something I don’t do. NO! If you don’t think I’m worth the money then I probably won’t be, not for you anyway. Find someone cheaper or someone that you like more. If I say I don’t provide a service, it’s because I can’t do it or don’t like it.

Mobile Phone Troubles

2009-01-08T17:04:00.001-08:00

I've been having trouble with my mobile phone signal. Actually that's not entirely true because to have trouble with the signal, I would need signal.... Confused yet? Ok, I'll start again. I've had no mobile phone signal all day today. The lovely man at O2/Tesco assures me that it will all be sorted out tomorrow, until then I am going to have to drive 3 miles down the road every few hours to

Crimbo Madness

2008-12-27T12:46:00.001-08:00

Well I hope you’ve been enjoying the festivities, just New year to survive now and we can all get back to normal. The story so far…. One of my cats was run over and killed on the 23rd, I had a power cut on the 24th. the toilet got blocked on the 25th (nothing to do with me I might add) and I was ill on the 26th (too much rich food). I think for New year I shall just get plastered and fall

Merry Xmas

2008-12-23T17:21:00.001-08:00

My phone is switched off until the 26th (although I may well check my texts) I am working from the 27th through to the 30th inclusive and then a couple of days off for New Year. After that it’s back to normal. Merry Xmas everyone Amanda xx

Chicken soup & sympathy please…

2008-12-22T10:41:00.001-08:00

I’m recovering from tonsillitis. I’ve just about regained the ability to speak (much to the joy of those around me) and I’m now feeling well enough to pout, feel sorry for myself and demand sympathy from others. I would however, just like to take this opportunity to apologise again to the lovely men I had to cancel due to illness. I will certainly do my utmost to make it up to you when I see

News

2008-12-16T07:44:00.001-08:00

From now on my blog will also be published on my site. Yay!

Quote of the week

2008-12-13T05:19:00.001-08:00

I was perusing some of the girls websites this morning (being nosey) and this made me laugh out loud. “I am a classy, very good looking lady who does out calls only at the moment (I can't have the neighbours thinking I've got more brothers than the Waltons!)” Damn! I wish I’d thought of that! Anyway, if you’d like to have a look at the lovely lady in question, you’ll find her here

Dreaming…

2008-12-12T16:53:00.001-08:00

I had a dream last night. I dreamed that Burlesque Honey was pole dancing for me. It would have been an incredibly erotic dream if she wasn’t wearing an inflatable Sumo wrestler suit at the time…

Oops!

2008-12-10T06:33:00.001-08:00

Ok let me set the scene…. I was all dressed up in my finest (which included red lipstick, a short dress and stockings) and ready to go to a booking. Ok? I decided to put some more wood on the Rayburn before I left, to keep the house warm. I collected a basket of logs and started putting them on the fire (I left the outside door open), one of the logs turned as I put it on the fire, so I couldn

Good grief!!

2008-11-23T15:33:00.001-08:00

3 times in the last month I have been specifically asked to wear high heels. On 2 of those occasions I was then greeted with “Oh, I didn’t realise you’d be so tall!” Now hold on a minute. I’m 5’10” in my bare feet… Exactly how tall do people think I will be in 4” heels? Surely it doesn’t take a mathematical genius! Just in case I’m wrong, let me explain this: I am 5’10”, if you ask me to wear

Blogging

2008-11-21T09:01:00.001-08:00

Lately I’ve been spending some of my free time between appointments reading the blogs of various working girls around the UK. I never considered starting a blog before. Mainly because I always felt that Belle de Jour had been there and done that. However, blogging has become hugely popular, everyone’s doing it and who am I to refuse a chance to jump on a perfectly good bandwagon? So here you go