I was perusing some of the girls websites this morning (being nosey) and this made me laugh out loud.
“I am a classy, very good looking lady who does out calls only at the moment (I can't have the neighbours thinking I've got more brothers than the Waltons!)”
Damn! I wish I’d thought of that!
Anyway, if you’d like to have a look at the lovely lady in question, you’ll find her here